Serial Bomber, Part 3

"Serial Bomber, Part 3" is a March 4th, 2011 song on Every Ape and His Brother's album The Chicken of the Opera. It is a lyrical parody of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars.

Overview
The serial bomber from the first two songs is now dead. But&mdash;horror of horrors!&mdash;his legacy lives on! It turns out that he had an apprentice; and now it is the apprentice's turn to wreak havoc!

One girl, after running around on her husband, decided to run away with the new lover. To secure her escape, she poisoned and killed her husband. But little did the vile black widow realize that the Serial Bomber's apprentice was watching! Soon, she finds herself targeted by a relentless stalker with an ungodly arsenal&mdash;aimed directly at her!

This song is the third and final chapter to the Serial Bomber song trilogy.

Lyrics
Disclaimer: Site staff does not endorse anyone who actually behaves the way the character in this song does. The humor is in picturing what would happen if the original artist performed his song with these lyrics. This song should never be construed as approval of the actions it contains regarding vigilantism, psycho-stalking, nor detonation of explosives.

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Verse One
That poor bum! / Way to go! /A black widow went / And she really / came along and / did him in this time! /

He should've known / she was evil / from the first glance! /

She / took all of his money! / She drowned his puppy! /

(She!) /

Fed / him cyanide / then she / tossed him in the trash! / And then / made off with his cash / she did! /

And then burned down his house! / That slimy little louse! / But / what she / can't understand is.../

First Chorus
I'll lob a grenade at her! /

I'll take an oversized spade to her! / I'll make a missile that sings to her! / And then / I'd do anything to her! /

Oh, / I'll go / put her / through / lots of pain! / Then plant a / time bomb right near / her brain! / And by the way, / that's not maybe! / She drives me that insane! /

(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!)/

Verse Two
That is / what I'll do! / First I'll have some fun! / Ain't no / jurisdiction / where she / ever / will be safe again! /

Sad woman, / Dead woman! / That's what she'll soon be; / Strap her / to a rocket / send her / straight into / orbit! /

Threw / herself / a birthday; / and / I heard it was a blast! / Soon / a thing / of the past / she will be! /

Her two-timing / best friend / already met / the end 'cause... / What they / can't understand is.../

Second Chorus
I'll lob a grenade at her! / Take an oversized spade to her! / I'd even / drop a big crane / on her! / And then / I'd do anything / to her! /

Oh, / I'd put / her through / all this pain! / Watch her / life ebb / down the drain! /

And no I / do not mean / maybe! / She drives me / that insane! /

Bridge
Set her / Cadillac / on fire! / Ooh, / I send nails / all o'er the place! /

If any other girl / is like her! / Then I / never, / ever, / ever will, / relent! /

Final Chorus
And then / I would still / lob a grenade at her! / Take an / oversized spade / to her! / Run some / razor shape jade / through her! / And do / almost  anything / to her! /

Oh, / I'll put cheaters / through some pain! / Side-swipe them / into the / wrong lane! / Yes / I would kill / all night and day! / They drive me / that insane! /

Trail
Yeah, / they drive me / insane! / So I'm not / very tame! / Ooh, / they drive me / that insane! / Yeah yeah / yeah yeah! /
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