Sandy Twirled

1. New York is a dead end; Yeah, it's always been Too liberal for me.

Occupy was deranged; That ain't hard to decide. Then they dissed Iraq veterans And then sugar they deride!

And they butchered up those babies! They let pedos in their classrooms I just know it!

Turn down help just because it's non-union; The spite!

So they deserved to witness Sandy twirl! Hope they liked watching Sandy twirl!

It hardly gets more divine judgment than that!

The media played a charade, To aid their lame friend Mr. Hopin'-n'-Change.

And the politics were dirty; Chris Christie was talking cute

And while Romney lent his bus out His gesture was rendered moot

'Cos they played up all Lena's lies! And they ignored Benghazi Don't you know it! Horses and bayonets, Big Bird, he is in plight!

And then they got to witness Sandy twirl! Hope they liked watching Sandy twirl!

It hardly gets more divine judgment than that! When Sandy twirled! Hope they liked watching Sandy twirl!

You rarely see divine judgment... You rarely see divine judgment like that!

And they're drowning in filth all the time, And it's all over CNN!

Not too funny, They're all in a bind They sent away Other states' helping!

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You know:

It really screamed divine judgment like that!

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And they got to wtness Sandy twirl!

They deserved to have Sandy twirl!

And so, Sandy twirled!

You rarely see divine judgment like that; Like Sandy twirled!

Made headlines all around the world!

Because... Because Sandy twirled!