Boozer (song)

BOOZER

Completed: 11:30 PM EST 3/5/2012

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1. Driving the wrong way; The road's not your private space!

I'm losing patience now! I'll break your legs and smash your face!

No time to unwind! You nearly hit a school bus!

And this will end today!

And will end my way...

(Chorus)

I'm getting CLOSER! To sideswiping you off this highway's edge! Cause you're a boozer! If I don't stop you someone else could be dead! I'm getting CLOSER! You're going in the ditch and your taking the fall! Cause you're a boozer....you're a boozer...yeah!

2. Trying to run? How bold! I can smell the beer from here so...

A sequence must unfold! Not much left of your car to behold!

Subtraction of a wasted life here; Other drivers may proceed without fear!

And this will end today! It'll end my way!

(Second Chorus)

I'm getting CLOSER! To sideswiping you off this highway's edge! Cause you're a boozer! If I don't stop you someone else could be dead! I'm getting CLOSER! You're going in the ditch and your taking the fall! Cause you're a boozer....YOU'RE A BOOZER!!!

(Instrumental break, with a police siren and some hellish screaming; ending in the sound of a car crashing and exploding)

(Third Chorus)

You drove me CLOSER! To sideswiping you off this highway's edge! Cause you're a boozer! I stopped you and now nobody else is dead! You drove me CLOSER! You went in the ditch and then you took the fall! Cause you're a boozer....yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

(Fourth Chorus)

You drove me CLOSER! To sideswiping you off this highway's edge! You were a boozer! I stopped you and now nobody else is dead! You drove me CLOSER! You went in the ditch and then you took the fall! You were a boozer....yeah!

(Evil, maniacal cackling)