Election 2012

Election 2012 coverage on DozerfleetWiki is a collection of news stories, updates, and miscellaneous items that are of interest to Dozerfleet Productions as pertains to the US presidential elections of 2012.

It is a continuation of a tradition started on the wiki in 2010; in which a video for SWOCC Studios was produced, as well as an Utterly Sims download allowing Sims 3 players to add US Taxpayers Party of Michigan gubernatorial candidate Stacey Mathia and her running mate Chris Levels to their games.

Coverage on this wiki is a result of merger between the functions of the wiki and The Dozerfleet Blog, which was phased out in October of 2011.

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Candidates
This list includes most of the newsworthy candidates. As such, Thaddeus McCotter and other minor ones are not given much focus.

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Herman Cain

 * Home state: Georgia
 * Favored by: Small business owners, Blacks who are fed up with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton acting like they speak for all of them.
 * Biggest controversy: Several (mostly baseless) rumors of sexual misconduct

Once upon a time in the 90's: Herman Cain offhandedly told one woman that she was the same height as his wife. He also stroked his own chin in front of another. Both women went out of their way to make it sound like he was flicking his wrist from his chin at them, just so that they could extort money from the National Restaurant Association.

The NRA let themselves be extorted by these two female crooks, because it was cheaper than fighting their nonsense in court. Cain himself was not informed of what those women got in their severances. Around that same time, Bill Clinton was dropping his pants to terrorize one woman and running around with several others like he was some sort of pimp. The press gave him a free pass.

Fast-forward to 2011: Politico, which banned Facebook personality Jeff Badura for asking too many questions, dug up the two anonymous women. In what Sean Hannity and others have described as "nothing short of journalistic malpractice," Politico ran the story and tried to paint Cain as some sort of serial rapist. Then refused to publish any details.

After that, a woman came forward with a face to her name. Cain said he'd consider a lie detector test. Voters have rejected the allegations, since the "crime" supposedly happened 14 years ago. Then, a woman showed up alleging an ongoing affair. Cain was fed up with the damage being done to his family, so he quit.

Some of his supporters rushed to Michele Bachmann's side. Others wandered despondently into Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul's camps. The result was that Gingrich's ratings climbed.

Herman was soon missed by many. His outspoken demeanor, catchy rhetoric ("9-9-9,") and other quirks made him an instant celebrity. His success with the American Dream made him an automatic hero and underdog, even amongst the other candidates. Dropped Out


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Michele Bachmann
Main article: Michele Bachmann-pertaining Election 2012 highlights


 * Home state: Minnesota
 * Favored by: Real conservatives; non-compromising pro-life voters; thinking Americans who don't want to live in a world where Iran is nuclear; idealists; several members of the WELS, LCMS, and CLC; Phillis Schlafly; Glenn Beck; Mark Levin.
 * Biggest controversy: Forgetting who was president the first time swine flu broke out.

Michele is the Dozerfleet favorite for the primary cycle. If she doesn't win, expect the candidate in November to be Constitution Party. Michele is notable for having won the Iowa Straw Poll, and becoming the first woman ever to do so.

In a move that defies all sense and all taste, the cameras decided not to focus on the winner of that poll. Instead, they chased after every single other candidate who was losing big time, and did everything they could to prop those candidates up. During CNN debates, Michele often had the misfortune of being the candidate allowed the least amount of time to say anything, as Wolf Blitzer and other moderators tried to frame the debate to be all about Romney vs. Perry. Said effort was so transparent, that Gingrich even called CNN out on it.

Michele has been outspoken on numerous issues, including attacking Perry for his gun-ho mandate in the Gardasil controversy which encroached on parental rights and promoted promiscuity. When a friend of hers accused the drug of causing mental retardation, the impassioned Gardasil Girls controversy was renewed. The National Vaccine Information Center and others had to go out of their way to bring up the Gardasil Girls to an FDA, CDC, and Washington lobby wholly uninterested in the case. Said bureaus and lobbies were trying to curry favor from the Crooked Rainbow, which would hear nothing of a drug that claimed to eliminate 4 of 100 strains of HPV as being "unsafe for public consumption." They were rather hoping it would lead to an increase in the number of promiscuous children. And what NAMBLA wants, the FDA says it can have. The uninterested agencies used their unwillingness to investigate as an excuse to say she had "no scientific basis" for her claims. With their definition of "science" being: "only the findings we agree with that we ourselves conducted."

Michele has had other troubles; ranging from the media's mischaracterization of her husband on numerous issues, including the definition of "submission" in marriage. His (non-)involvement in conversion therapy was another non-issue. Gaffes in her memory on certain trivia tidbits of US history were also brought up. She slipped up once and said "John Quincy Adams" when she was trying to refer to John Adams. The press grilled her mercilessly for that. They also grilled her for mistaking John Wayne's hometown with that of John Wayne Gacy. And for blaming swine flu outbreaks on Democrat presidents when the earliest outbreaks happened under Republican presidents Ford and Reagan. (To be fair, Ford was a RINO working with a Democrat Congress. Reagan was a former Democrat who compromised often with a Democrat-controlled Congress.)

She is the only candidate to have a truly 100% pro-life voting record, one of only two (besides Ron Paul) that have never engaged in any Congressional insider trading, the only one to have been fully opposed to Obamacare or any other form of socialized medicine from the very beginning. She is an outspoken critic of cronyism, the Individual Mandate, and the EPA caring more about strangling American prosperity than doing anything actually beneficial for the environment. The NEA, MoveOn.ogre, crooks in the FDA and Department of Agriculture, and others have lobbied with rabid ferocity to bring her down. All because she'd put them on their overdue leashes.


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Ron Paul

 * Home state: Texas
 * Favored by: Libertarians, drug cartels, some certain Baptists, Iranian neo-Nazis like Ahmadinejad, anarchists, tax cheats, and anyone else who has a beef with the government (legitimate or otherwise)
 * Biggest controversy: Soft on terror, soft on crime, super soft on drugs

Some of the Dozerfleet founder's close friends have said they trust Ron Paul most of all, with Bachmann ranking either second or third on their lists.

Ron Paul and his followers tend to believe that just because America has a nuke, that Iran has the "right" to have one also. Which is a little like saying that because the police are armed with pistols, that we should allow the Mafia to get away with raiding gun stores and making off with tommy guns to shoot back at the police with, just to make it "fair."

As Gingrich accurately pointed out, men like Ron Paul are responsible for the kinds of attitudes that allowed Timothy McVeigh to succeed at his goals in Oklahoma City.

Ron and company also believe that the "War" on Drugs is actually being fought like a war. It isn't. It's a slap-on-the-wrist-until-you-kill-for-the-fifth-time-then-you-maybe-get-life. Not nearly enough earth is scorched to bring the drug world down. And Ron's solution is to all but legalize what the savage killers are doing as if that will make Reconquista types renounce their savage bloodthirst and beheading jollies all in one night. You can't negotiate with Amalek. But modern Kings Saul refuse to learn that lesson.


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Newt Gingrich

 * Home state: Georgia
 * Favored by: Scared Republican voters who don't want Romney to win, and are enamored by Newt's speaking abilities which easily out-perform those of any other candidate
 * Biggest controversy: Three-way tie amongst his ethics sanctions, his extramarital affairs, and his moment on Pelosi's couch.

As of November of 2011, Gingrich's poll ratings have soared in light of Cain's scandal. He is now considered a top contender for being the one candidate that can defeat both Romney and Obama. When Herman Cain dropped out due to the never-ending digital lynching of his family by Politico, Gingrich saw his support soaring.
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Rick Santorum

 * Home state: Pennsylvania
 * Favored by: Americans tired of being bullied by the Crooked Rainbow.
 * Biggest controversy: Being too soft on gay America. (Which has already tried to turn his last name into an obscenity even out of revenge for the small amount of honesty he has spoken.)

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Jon Huntsman
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 * Home state: Utah
 * Favored by: Utah residents
 * Biggest controversy: Being involved in Congressional insider trading
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Mitt Romney
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 * Home state: Massachusetts
 * Favored by: Establishment
 * Biggest controversy: Romneycare


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Rick Perry
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 * Home state: Texas
 * Favored by: Texans
 * Biggest controversy: Forcing Gardasil on children
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Ohio
October 2011: Judge Timothy Black, in a blatant act of conflict of interests given his history as a president of Planned Parenthood, decided that former Congressman Steve Driehaus of Ohio could sue the Susan B. Anthony List.

Driehaus singled out their reporting of what was already on public record about him supporting Obamacare as the sole reason he lost his seat. He claimed "loss of livelihood," as if he had some sort of entitlement to a congressional seat.

The measures he supported in Obamacare allowed for mandatory taxpayer subsidizing of the supplying of abortion clinics with the tools and equipment needed to perform abortions; even in cases where the women being ripped open pay for the actual abortion itself.

Fox News pundits quickly referred to Driehaus as "a sore loser." A hard claim to dispute.

Wisconsin
November 2011: Communist parasites and electoral fraudsters in Wisconsin have fought hard to smear the good name of Gov. Scott Walker and won. A recall election is moving forward, and the governor could be recalled as early as January 3rd of 2012.

His recall is likely to happen on account of the fact that the guilty have been hiding their crimes behind unions that wanted money laundering and public sector "collective bargaining" to occur in a way to offer excess job security to Wisconsin Democrats. Walker's efforts to undo immoral collective bargaining for the public sector have frustrated electoral fraud efforts, thus leading Democrats to push for personal revenge starting with undoing Walker's career.

Hank Williams Jr.
Evidence that Hank Williams Jr. was right to compare Obama to Hitler?

Joe Biden's spat with Jason Mattera
October: After repeatedly lying about Flint's crime statistics in order to push Obama's quest to raise taxes for anyone making more than $343,000 a year, Joe Biden got himself in some trouble. FactCheck.org, in an unusual move given their left-leaning bias, sided with Human Events reporter Jason Mattera in exposing Biden for giving false and misleading information to the public.

Biden has threatened Mattera for "luring [Biden] into an interview," and ran away without answering for his responses, to hide in the Senate and do everything short of declaring all-out war on Mattera.

Critics of Biden, including Human Events editorial writer John Hayward, are now calling Biden "a complete coward" concerning this issue. Some defenders of Mattera are now warning him that he has a target on his back, and can expect to come under the same fire that Andrew Breitbart came under for exposing Anthony Weiner's indiscretions on Twitter.

Donald Trump
The Donald came out in late November/early December of 2011, saying he wanted to do his own presidential debate on December 27th.

Fifth-rate journalist George Will wasted precious little time bashing Donald for having the audacity, saying: "You're no journalist! Stay on the set of The Apprentice and make billions for Obama to squeeze out of you...you...you...non-journalist...pig!"

Like Wolf Blitzer and a lot of other manchild pseudojournalists, George Will believes himself to be among the few credible journalists in the entire world. Meaning, he has the narcissism to assess that he and his Blitzer-like buddies in their comfy and well-cushioned chairs at CNN and NBC are somehow the only schmucks who have the "right" to hold a presidential debate. And that it can't possibly carry any credibility if literally anyone who's not them hosts it. Even Rush Limbaugh saw how ridiculous this was, and openly mocked it on his show:

"'Why should Republicans limit themselves to only those outlets whose sole mission is to get Obama to win [reelection]?'"

He went on to state that Republicans should be allowed to hold debates before both friends and enemies. Since it is highly unlikely that Obama would ever agree to do a debate on Fox News. And not, as some trolls speculate, because he fears it's "beneath him." It's because he will only let himself be surrounded by his friends. Yet, Republicans have so far had to limit themselves to only holding debates with their enemies from CNN and MSNBC.

Donald wasn't about to stop there. He called Fifth-Rate George Will "third rate," stating that George "has so many inaccurate predictions on his repertoire, that he should consider another profession."

Karl Rove then joined the bandwagon of Trump-bashing, only to get trumped by Trump himself. He called the Donald "petty" by hinging his independent run for president on whether or not The Apprentice gets renewed for another season. Donald replied to Rove: "You gave us Bushanomics. The framework for Obamanomics.  You gave us Bush, and everything bad that happened under him.  So shut up, Karl."

Finally, Chuck Todd tried to mislead viewers about how he got Trump on his show. Trump said: "Tell it like it is next time, Todd. It'll boost your ratings."

Utterly Sims
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 * class="ts3td" | If the winning Republican candidate in the presidential primaries isn't Michele Bachmann, then the Constitution Party candidate will likely be made available as a Sim on this site some time in 2012.
 * class="ts3td" | If the winning Republican candidate in the presidential primaries isn't Michele Bachmann, then the Constitution Party candidate will likely be made available as a Sim on this site some time in 2012.