2 Old Men and a Frog

2 Old Men and a Frog is a short-lived animated series pitch created by the Dozerfleet founder during the early Cormorant era, and is a spin-off series of Deranged Cowboys and Indians which re-imagines Slushy living in a swamp rather than a desert 7-Eleven.

Plot
Garequinn is a giddy, highly-optimistic geriatric that lives in a wooden cabin with a bald, sardonic, luckless geriatric named Bellquinn. The two constantly bicker over petty things, with Garequinn winning most of the arguments. However, their world is soon turned upside-down when a sassy talking frog named Slushy decides to move in with them. Garequinn and Slushy immediately become friends, while Bellquinn never trusts Slushy.

Recurring guests
Throughout the series, they encounter a lot of Slushy's friends and foes, which complicate the living situation further for all three of the cabin's residents. These include:


 * Cone, the goofy doppelganger of Slushy
 * Vegetable, the frog whose smile curls in on itself
 * Sphere, a morbidly obese frog that makes the Earth shake when he speaks
 * Jackalslapnasty, a deranged and zany talking jackal who refers to himself as a "jackalthlap"
 * Maldo, a depressed frog that befriends Bellquinn because misery loves company
 * Ferreto, a ferret who joins sides with Bellquinn and Maldo; and
 * Ferretio, who seeks to negate everything Ferreto does.