Let Me Shoop Da Whoop

"Let it Shoop Da Whoop"

(First Verse)

The town is bustling just like normal tonight;

Lots of crazies here and there.

A city of nervous tension;

And they must have made me mayor.

The pure energy is eating me up deep inside.

It's already charged, this town could be fried.

Just one wrong move, the blast will fly;

All these suckers around me will die!

Can't stop it now, the urge is raw!

Here it goes…blaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!!

(First Chorus)

Shoop Da Whoop! Shoop Da Whoop!

Firin' mah lazer at you!

Shoop Da Whoop! Shoop Da Whoop!

And I just tore you in two!

I can't stop;

All this lazer death!

The side street is gone!

The corner store has just been blown away!

(Second Verse)

It’s funny how some shooping;

Makes everything seem nuked!

And the things that once annoyed me;

Are soon a forgotten fluke.

I charge again, it's what I do;

And your stomach, I will zap right through!

It might be wrong, mah lazers be;

We'll see!

(Second Chorus)

Shoop Da Whoop! Shoop Da Whoop!

Imma firin' mah lazer now!

Shoop Da Whoop! Shoop Da Whoop!

I just blew open a cow!

Here you're zapped;

And you, I'll slay!

I keep shooping on!

(Bridge)

Mah lazer flies out of my mouth; hits all around!

It nukes everything as I make a loud vomiting sound!

And I charge within seconds, let off my next blast!

I hope you can grow back;

Or your life is the past!

(Final Chorus)

Shoop Da Whoop! Shoop Da Whoop!

And I just took out the whole lawn!

Shoop Da Whoop! Shoop Da Whoop!

Your midsection is gone!

Do not stand;

In my lazer's way!

Just one charge, then blaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!

Your dog was about to die anyway.